Donsdaft is conspicuous by his absence ... hemen .. ye OK min? If I accuse ye o' bein a poof, will ye respond? If I tell ye Kenny McLean is askin for ye? ... if Ah'm needin new specs cos Ah dinna see ony o' yer posts recently?

Missin ye min ... as Ah suspect ithers will be when this post maks them aware yev nae been gan aboot lately

..... hope tae **** this post is nae in bad taste like ...