Chubnuts, my arse.
Tha cud be onto summat theear Ziles--he might ev not erd it reyt.
(When approaching the end of an arse wiping procedure following defecation and the back passage is becoming dry a "Chubnut" is a small ball or balls of toilet paper left in the anal region following the rolling/ rubbing action )
Emmerdales on. Wun hour special. Ovva 'n art.