If you're ever tempted, we need to have 'a word'.
A cross between the Tims in their Billy Big-Ba's sense of entitlement and outrage, Hearts in their spend to fail machinations, old Hibs with that ****ing slope on the pitch at the dressing room end, and some lower league cup run fan w@nkage with the Chuff-fuucking-Chuffs.
You'd hate it.