This made me chuckle a wee bit .... Gascoigne ... Lager .... Cushions ... Wife-beatin mitigation devices
Surely somebody kens some bint wi' a sewin machine fa can reproduce a version wi' Ally McCoist on one side ... and a lawnmower on the ither. ... or Paedø Cashmachineo and a bike
.... nae that ony o' us want one .. but might be a good fun flingin them ower the fence tae the huns .... a pro-peace message "Fling cushions - Nae seats"