O/T isn't retirement brill?

[0ldt1mer]

you will also be able to watch afternoon television and be bombarded with adverts for funeral plans.

[Grist_To_The_Mill]

you will also be able to watch afternoon television and be bombarded with adverts for funeral plans.

Yeah, but Michael Parkinson sends you a pen

[frogmiller]

you will also be able to watch afternoon television and be bombarded with adverts for funeral plans.

My kids were only saying that by the end of the year I'll qualify to be able to buy one of those

[Lasterman]

A lot of football fans suffer from dementia.

Hence the chant “who are ya?, who are ya?”

No, the ones with dementia go "Who am I, who am I?"

[welovebooth]

unless you reach 100 the next big milestone aftee retiring is death.

gee can't wait makes a free tv licence worth it

[CAMiller]

unless you reach 100 the next big milestone aftee retiring is death.

gee can't wait makes a free tv licence worth it

Easy solution - retire at 30