Having mentioned the tenants of Crusty Park up there ^, it's remiss of me to omit the Maroons' fans version of Ms Day's hit.
When I was just a little boy
I asked my mother
What will I be?
Will I be Huntly?
Will I be Keith?
Here's what she said to me...
Wash yer mouth out son
And go get your father's gun
And shoot all the Huntly scum
Que sera sera