Goardan Strachan

[JamesMcClean]

It’ll no be long until Jim Jefferies is unveiled in the gig and described as ‘Always The Number One Choice’.

[stokearab]

It’ll no be long until Jim Jefferies is unveiled in the gig and described as ‘Always The Number One Choice’.

They never get the idea that they're taken in. Callum Melville didn't even wake them up. Gullible as phuck and if the cheerleader Cobra says Mcpakes the man they all get in line.

McPake chosen over 150 other applicants.
Nothing to do with being the cheapest applicant is it.
Course it's not. He'll play Cammy in every match. The Dees will be happy.

[petermackie]

They never get the idea that they're taken in. Callum Melville didn't even wake them up. Gullible as phuck and if the cheerleader Cobra says Mcpakes the man they all get in line.

McPake chosen over 150 other applicants.
Nothing to do with being the cheapest applicant is it.
Course it's not. He'll play Cammy in every match. The Dees will be happy.

Not as happy as Robbie when he managed to take 10 man St Mirren to penalties😄😄😄😄

[Chick A Saw]

Do you have something no right upstairs that you have to obsess about ONE insignificant detail.

We have moved on, why cant you?

[stokearab]

Not as happy as Robbie when he managed to take 10 man St Mirren to penalties��������

Come back when you've won something.

46 years YWFA

[GUNBOAT]

McPoke was the number one choice,Robertson was tapped up to be his man in the stand,Nicholl's role is to give him advice and shout in dinosaur fashion at the players.Wee Gordon's in the background showing the young players the basic's and to mentor the NO1 choice.
A wet behind the ears young lass has been drafted in to make the tea and coffee's however an experienced tea lady in her sixties has been appointed to be her NO2 for guidance.
Jim Goodwin was interviewed but he was never the NO1 choice that was always McPoke,Jim was offered the role of first team coach to assist young James in his transition from the U18's to the hotseat,Jim declined the role because he was unhappy with the appointment of the inexperienced tea girl.

[GUNBOAT]

At the board meeting in Houston,Texas it was decided that McPoke will be surrounded by a wealth of experience and there will be a 100% increase in non playing staff despite going DOON,when Nelms was quizzed about the player budget he admitted,"Due to all the assistants required to help McPoke there is not much left in the kitty,but we have secured Kerr on a two year deal,he knows the club inside out and as captain he will be helping McPoke take the training along with Gordon,Jimmy,the first team coach and the tea lady."

[offshore_arab83]

This thread is boring as f uck and full off nonsense fae baith sides and incredibly its now into 4 pages

Easy seeing its pre season eh

[harry_davis]

How come nobody's mentioned the most obvious reason for McPokes appointment. He'll be able to wear the second hand monogrammed JM clothing range.

[brizee66]

FFS lets try and make this simple for you

You made the original accusation that we somehow avoided meeting you between 2005-2012 and if we had been in the top league then the derby results would have looked better in your favour...

Then you casually ignore from 1910-1960 where you barely were in the top league...

Were you avoiding us in that era?

Or doesn't that count cause it was pre 1979...?

I couldn’t say what results would have been during that early period as I never saw either team but I can certainly say 2005-2012 period I saw enough of both teams to think united would have won most games
I don’t get where you can say Dundee would have won most in that early period of 50 years
I’m under the impression the only decen team you had was in the sixties