A bit of fun (hopefully!) to lighten the darkness...
1. Who will make the next official 'announcement' or 'statement' regarding the takeover (AH, NCFC, IPS Law, Gateleys, Robby, The Prince of Whales, Donald Trump etc. etc.)
2. When it'll arrive (Day and time)
3. What they'll say
Go....
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1. Her Majesty’s Courts Service
2. 10 July
3. It’ll either be “you’ve been wound up “ or “we’ll give you another week/month/year/10 minutes to sort yourselves out”
1. Delivered by Alan Hardy (surrounded by pictures of Alan Hardy with Ghandi, Muhammed Ali, Neil Armstrong, Winston Churchill etc)
2. 7 to 10 days
3 Due to popular demand I have decided to stay on as chairman.
1..Johan Friki van der Merwe.
2...Today at 2pm.
3... Comes out onto the directors box bursting out of his safari suit, while throwing money into the air. "Rand, plenty rand for everyone!!!"
First job to sign a Watusi warrior as target man. Closely followed by the installation of whites only drinking fountains in the Kop.
I'd like to announce that the fans have been wound up.. for far too long.
The Queen to award Hardy an OBE for services to football.
Alex May becomes Prisons Minister.
1) Lord Lucan
2) In the year 2525
3) Ground control to Major Tom