I intend to take advantage at the bookies. Do a Heinz 57 on 'a penalty being awarded' in Saturday's premiership fixtures. A reckon it could see a decent return.
However, I don't agree with the rulings and it will make a mockery of games. Soccer Sat will see Jeff evin kittens guin into latter stages of games- "BIG, BIG GOAL AT SELHURST PARK......... OR IS IT? CHRIS KAMARA......."
" Unbelievable Jeff! The fans are celebrating but we wait on VAR. The palace striker farted in the direction of the defender and we're seeing if there was an infringement cos the defender went down very easily. I dont really know what's happening!"
" WE'LL RETURN TO SELHURST PARK IN A FEW MINUTES. WE CURRENTLY HAVE ONE SUPER 6 PLAYER STANDING TO WIN A QUARTER OF A MILLION POUNDS IF THE GOAL STANDS.............. BUT IT DOESN'T! A TOE APPARENTLY WAS OFFSIDE."