Reply With QuoteThe proper term for a dwarf is a "PORG" Tricky.. Call them that and you will be okay..
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When you pay 40 quid to laugh at them in a theatre pantomime which they encourage you to do then why do they take offence when you call them a short arse in the street.?
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The proper term for a dwarf is a "PORG" Tricky.. Call them that and you will be okay..
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I get the " Person Of Reduced Growth. Porg" Alf but what is the difference Between a porg and an elf?.
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About three feet Tricky..
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Well a midget is under 4 ft 10 inches so an elf must be under 1 ft 10 inches then i guess?
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or 7 foot 10 inches ..ELF... Extra long Fellow ..Originally Posted by Tricky1966
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"Extra long fellow" Lol.
However i wonder if these porgs and dwarfs,midgets and elves are anatomically correct in the ***ual organ department ?
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To know what the advantage of being a dwarf is just do the following.....Clench your fist, stick up your thumb then stick out your index finger. With a little imagination you will both understand!
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I tried it Frenchie and it left me with cramp in my remaining 3 fingers.
Ps i just realised lol.
Yes lucky dwarfs lol.
Last edited by Tricky1966; 24-06-2019 at 07:24 PM.
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At what height does a tall dwarf become a small person?
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