There you have it guys, the women are actually worse than us!

I have only seen such petulance and blatant disregard for the spirit of the beautiful game when Uruguay's men got knocked out of the 1966 World Cup by England.

The Cameroon "Ladies" displayed more knowledge of the dark arts than Joey Barton ever had.

Witnessing the dark side of women's football yesterday was really quite shocking to see and PLEASE no-one ever tell me again that women footballers don't cheat, foul and always play really nicely, not like us horrible men..!

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