It's a bit like getting constantly trolled by your own club. To be honest, it's actually impressive how we keep managing to come up with new ways to be an embarrassment. Like if I tried to come up with the most unlikely, most ridiculous outcome, you know it still wouldn't be close to whatever actually happens.
I wonder what's next. Maybe Alan Hardy accidentally projecting a giant image of himself naked onto the night sky above Nottingham, just to round things off.