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    Words fail me...

    The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge have topped Tatler’s Social Power List, earning them the title of Britain's "most socially significant" people.

    His half wit of a brother bleeds the taxpayer of £2.4 million to renovate his "cottage" and we have these two Royal Coat Hangers "earning them the title of Britain's most socially significant people". Phuck me, we really do need a Revolution...

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    How on earth does one earn the title of Britain's "most socially significant" people?

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Bedlington Terrier View Post
    The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge have topped Tatler’s Social Power List, earning them the title of Britain's "most socially significant" people.

    His half wit of a brother bleeds the taxpayer of £2.4 million to renovate his "cottage" and we have these two Royal Coat Hangers "earning them the title of Britain's most socially significant people". Phuck me, we really do need a Revolution...

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    How on earth does one earn the title of Britain's "most socially significant" people?
    They were going to give it you and your missus but they realised that they would get even more people asking that question so, for safety's sake, they opted for these two.

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    I thought Mr & Mrs Sinkov from the Ribble Valley would have nailed this award.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Bedlington Terrier View Post
    I thought Mr & Mrs Sinkov from the Ribble Valley would have nailed this award.
    Come on BT--he doesn't do the social climbing and mixing with MPs that you do ---he certainly has no ambitions within the social whirl.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Supersub6 View Post
    Come on BT--he doesn't do the social climbing and mixing with MPs that you do ---he certainly has no ambitions within the social whirl.
    Not so Sub, BT is correct, I had been expecting the letter of confirmation every morning for the last week, but all that has arrived is a letter from Lloyds Bank pointing out that my current account is overdrawn, and one of those brown envelopes containing pooh sticks to check for bowel cancer.

    I am distraught, but as it no doubt makes Brenda happy in the evening of her days, then I shall not be appealing the decision. Maybe next year eh ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Supersub6 View Post
    Come on BT--he doesn't do the social climbing and mixing with MPs that you do ---he certainly has no ambitions within the social whirl.
    This is how to spend a Friday morning...

    Labour Party Policy Forum consultation event – Local Economic Development – Friday 28 June – ATTENDANCE CONFIRMATION
    BD




    Business Development <business@labour.org.uk>
    Tue 25/06/2019 11:43


    Dear Colleague,

    Many thanks for registering to attend the National Policy Forum Local Economic Development consultation on Friday. Full details of the event are below.

    Friday 28 June 2019
    9.30am – 12.00am (Light refreshments will be served from 9.30am.)
    Science and Industry Museum, Liverpool Road, Manchester M3 4FP

    Table themes and politicians:

    1. Devolution – Andrew Gwynne MP, Shadow Secretary of State for Communities and Local Government
    2. Housing – Sarah Jones MP, Shadow Minister (Housing, Communities and Local Government – Housing)
    3. Local Government Finance– Jim McMahon MP, Shadow Minister (Housing, Communities and Local Government - Devolution)
    4. High Streets – Jonathan Reynolds MP, Shadow Economic Secretary (Treasury) and Peter Dowd MP, Shadow Chief Secretary to the Treasury
    5. Job creation and apprenticeships – Afzal Khan MP, Shadow Minister (Home Office)

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Bedlington Terrier View Post
    This is how to spend a Friday morning...

    Labour Party Policy Forum consultation event – Local Economic Development – Friday 28 June – ATTENDANCE CONFIRMATION
    BD




    Business Development <business@labour.org.uk>
    Tue 25/06/2019 11:43


    Dear Colleague,

    Many thanks for registering to attend the National Policy Forum Local Economic Development consultation on Friday. Full details of the event are below.

    Friday 28 June 2019
    9.30am – 12.00am (Light refreshments will be served from 9.30am.)
    Science and Industry Museum, Liverpool Road, Manchester M3 4FP

    Table themes and politicians:

    1. Devolution – Andrew Gwynne MP, Shadow Secretary of State for Communities and Local Government
    2. Housing – Sarah Jones MP, Shadow Minister (Housing, Communities and Local Government – Housing)
    3. Local Government Finance– Jim McMahon MP, Shadow Minister (Housing, Communities and Local Government - Devolution)
    4. High Streets – Jonathan Reynolds MP, Shadow Economic Secretary (Treasury) and Peter Dowd MP, Shadow Chief Secretary to the Treasury
    5. Job creation and apprenticeships – Afzal Khan MP, Shadow Minister (Home Office)
    I have to admit BT that this would seem to be the best way to beat lack of sleep that there is. No doubt you will be able to claim expenses for attending, if not, you could always ask for a share from the MPs attending, after all they are socialists and will be willing to share ---won't they?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Supersub6 View Post
    I have to admit BT that this would seem to be the best way to beat lack of sleep that there is. No doubt you will be able to claim expenses for attending, if not, you could always ask for a share from the MPs attending, after all they are socialists and will be willing to share ---won't they?
    All expenses paid for Supersub6 out of my arse pocket. We are Socialists not bloody Tories.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Bedlington Terrier View Post

    Labour Party Policy Forum consultation event – Local Economic Development – Friday 28 June – ATTENDANCE CONFIRMATION
    BD

    "the National Policy Forum Local Economic Development consultation on Friday."
    Good god, do such forums still exist, I thought they vanished with the long overdue demise of the Soviet Union, but apparently not. It's a grand nostalgia trip for you lefties though isn't it BT, just don't go cooking them tractor production figures.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sinkov View Post
    Good god, do such forums still exist, I thought they vanished with the long overdue demise of the Soviet Union, but apparently not. It's a grand nostalgia trip for you lefties though isn't it BT, just don't go cooking them tractor production figures.
    Man up and admit it sinkov, you never even knew the Labour Party want to harness the brilliant business acumen of this country's entrepreneurs? It's time to unleash the power of "corporate socialism", (I just made that up, but you can see where we are going)?
    For the many not the few. Meanwhile homeless people are dying on the streets of Manchester...

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