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[The Bedlington Terrier]

The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge have topped Tatler’s Social Power List, earning them the title of Britain's "most socially significant" people.

His half wit of a brother bleeds the taxpayer of £2.4 million to renovate his "cottage" and we have these two Royal Coat Hangers "earning them the title of Britain's most socially significant people". Phuck me, we really do need a Revolution...

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How on earth does one earn the title of Britain's "most socially significant" people?

[Supersub6]

The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge have topped Tatler’s Social Power List, earning them the title of Britain's "most socially significant" people.

His half wit of a brother bleeds the taxpayer of £2.4 million to renovate his "cottage" and we have these two Royal Coat Hangers "earning them the title of Britain's most socially significant people". Phuck me, we really do need a Revolution...

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How on earth does one earn the title of Britain's "most socially significant" people?

They were going to give it you and your missus but they realised that they would get even more people asking that question so, for safety's sake, they opted for these two.

[The Bedlington Terrier]

I thought Mr & Mrs Sinkov from the Ribble Valley would have nailed this award.

[ClaretinBudapest]

I thought either Graham Norton or Elton John and their respective partners would have received that award in the UK.

[Supersub6]

I thought Mr & Mrs Sinkov from the Ribble Valley would have nailed this award.

Come on BT--he doesn't do the social climbing and mixing with MPs that you do ---he certainly has no ambitions within the social whirl.

[Norder]

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I knew nothing of this social power Malarkey.....but from what I can make out - it means that if you top the list....then your the one to be seen with - above all others....so in other words - it's a self-satisfying ego trade for vain and pretentious egosit twots.....but I think what they're truly after - is for those outside of their scuzzy megalomaniacal sphere, those unworthy peons (as they see us)....to somehow fall for their sick pathetic swindle, and Idolize them....Stupefied Stupid !

[alfinyalcabo]

Royal Ascot is a national treasure ..I've been a couple of times and mixed with the Royals ..God save the queen..

[sinkov]

Come on BT--he doesn't do the social climbing and mixing with MPs that you do ---he certainly has no ambitions within the social whirl.

Not so Sub, BT is correct, I had been expecting the letter of confirmation every morning for the last week, but all that has arrived is a letter from Lloyds Bank pointing out that my current account is overdrawn, and one of those brown envelopes containing pooh sticks to check for bowel cancer.

I am distraught, but as it no doubt makes Brenda happy in the evening of her days, then I shall not be appealing the decision. Maybe next year eh ?

[sinkov]

The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge have topped Tatler’s Social Power List, earning them the title of Britain's "most socially significant" people.

I'm a bit surprised you're on Tatlers subscription list BT, how did you wangle that ? They don't normally allow riff-raff on it.

[The Bedlington Terrier]

I'm a bit surprised you're on Tatlers subscription list BT, how did you wangle that ? They don't normally allow riff-raff on it.

I have topped Tatler’s "Most Despised Peasant List" for the last three years running. Corbyn is distraught, he thought he had it nailed on this year!