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Thread: Whens SB back......

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    Whens SB back......

    It’s all kicking off, and he’s not here... who goes to Mabelthorpe at a time like this?? Who next for the conveyor belt out of Tarn?

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    Tigger accidentally received a message the other day, from Miss Grace, meant for SB. I think it explains why SB has been a little grumpy over the last week or so and is taking a break at this most crucial time.

    It said, My Darling SB (***y beast) I get in big trouble with Mr Dog. This morning he ring my secretary. My secretary say, I tell him we no have big light on. He say he want to speak to Miss Grace.
    I speak to Mr Dog he say he very very unhappy. He say that I tell all Mr Dog secret to Mr SB, then Mr SB tell all world. Mr SB know everything before Mr Hoss can tell supporter. Mr Dog want to know what Mr SB have that is so special that I tell him everything. Mr Dog say that I can not control emotion for Mr SB. Mr Dog say I can not see Mr SB again. I beg Mr Dog not to do this. Mr Dog say he send me to work in Nike factory. Mr Dog say turn big light off I not made of money. Then Mr Dog put phone down.
    Please my darling meet me at our special place for one last time.

    Grace xxx.



    This message is without prejudice and is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places and incidents either are products of the author’s imagination or are used fictitiously. Any resemblance to actual events or locales or persons, living or dead, is entirely coincidental.

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    Iz ont run, 50/50 lass ez farndart abart himmon Grace in a caravan orr in Reeton Gap, ewa last seen ararnd Plimlose Varry area, ewa wearin a blue fleece, brarn trarsers , and slingback wellys, North Yorkshire Police ev advised , do not approach him , he's armed wia brarn walking stik, it's believed he ez upset a senior triad member not Velly Nice !

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    “Not velly Nice....... “

    Reeton gap deffo isn’t! Did you mean that? Funny as

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    Quote Originally Posted by Romared View Post
    Iz ont run, 50/50 lass ez farndart abart himmon Grace in a caravan orr in Reeton Gap, ewa last seen ararnd Plimlose Varry area, ewa wearin a blue fleece, brarn trarsers , and slingback wellys, North Yorkshire Police ev advised , do not approach him , he's armed wia brarn walking stik, it's believed he ez upset a senior triad member not Velly Nice !
    Sounds more like Acido.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jules88 View Post
    “Not velly Nice....... “

    Reeton gap deffo isn’t! Did you mean that? Funny as
    Arr coorse amentit Jules , sarnds like iz changed iz appeerunce nar tho last seen warin a lilac n pink shell sooit , buyin choclat in Sturchers in Filey , edda Asian lass wi him , sumdi resembling 50/50 lass wa arrested at the scene , sharting stik thi choclat up thi @##$÷ thas dun wimmee !
    Il gerriz co ck cutoff sooin " virile Vincent ov the Valleys" , wats Mary think ?
    Latest siting onna boort 2 mile arta Staithes

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ponte_Steve24 View Post
    Sounds more like Acido.
    Imaginn Acido in sling back wellys assnott sleep tuneet

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    Quote Originally Posted by Romared View Post
    Imaginn Acido in sling back wellys assnott sleep tuneet
    Im very worried about you Roma & co, I bet you've all got pervy pictures on your walls of farmers in big bright wellies, doing questionable things in their caravans.

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    Av got 2 Jack Sugdens in pink wellys, Eztha gorra good swap forrum ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Romared View Post
    Av got 2 Jack Sugdens in pink wellys, Eztha gorra good swap forrum ?
    Not really no, unless you want to swap an old penny arcade machine, that will bring back the memories wont it.

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