Tigger accidentally received a message the other day, from Miss Grace, meant for SB. I think it explains why SB has been a little grumpy over the last week or so and is taking a break at this most crucial time.
It said, My Darling SB (***y beast) I get in big trouble with Mr Dog. This morning he ring my secretary. My secretary say, I tell him we no have big light on. He say he want to speak to Miss Grace.
I speak to Mr Dog he say he very very unhappy. He say that I tell all Mr Dog secret to Mr SB, then Mr SB tell all world. Mr SB know everything before Mr Hoss can tell supporter. Mr Dog want to know what Mr SB have that is so special that I tell him everything. Mr Dog say that I can not control emotion for Mr SB. Mr Dog say I can not see Mr SB again. I beg Mr Dog not to do this. Mr Dog say he send me to work in Nike factory. Mr Dog say turn big light off I not made of money. Then Mr Dog put phone down.
Please my darling meet me at our special place for one last time.
Grace xxx.
This message is without prejudice and is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places and incidents either are products of the author’s imagination or are used fictitiously. Any resemblance to actual events or locales or persons, living or dead, is entirely coincidental.