Notts County turnstyle at Ilkeston

[navypie]

You'll be pretty easy to spot next season.

If Enzio is still with us and curls a 30 yarder into the top corner, you'll be the Notts fan with a glum face.

If there is a next season, I'll be the Notts fan with a surprised face if that were to happen.

[Dunce]

How to you go about repossessing floodlights.......!!!

Well for starters, the Rent-a-flood bloke turns up with a gret big fxxk off angle gringer.

[Bohinen]

If Beanhead manages to sell to the Danes (sorry if offensive to beans) we might just might be able to cobble together a team that could reach halfway in the league. Or maybe better. Unfortunately, I really don't see that if condition being met.

Whatever, the friendlies are more sensible than last year when we beat Rolls Royce about 48 nil then lost heavily to the first decent teams we played (which experts on here told us didn't matter). Losing is a habit, at least we're not in the habit yet. I somehow feel Doyle is involved in keeping this all together.

[Bohinen]

PS Has the media team left Hardy to write this **** himself?

2⃣ wins
2⃣ clean sheets
7⃣ goals

A superb start to pre-season from the lads. ��

https://twitter.com/Official_NCFC/st...69111386464261

Emojis don't really work on here, do they?

PS Cookie's on there, remember him? Sid's mate, you know.

[Nottsowell]

Well for starters, the Rent-a-flood bloke turns up with a gret big fxxk off angle gringer.

'Angle gringer' eh, I knew it would have to be something special.

[Dunce]

'Angle gringer' eh, I knew it would have to be something special.

Haha. Yep theres a tool for everything nowadays. Good old Screwfix.

[Jeekay56]

'Angle gringer' eh, I knew it would have to be something special.

How to you go about repossessing floodlights.......!!!

Typical Vlad behaviour, pick someone up for a spelling error.

[BigFatPie]

Typical Vlad behaviour, pick someone up for a spelling error.

Do you know what, that thought had occurred to me.

[slack_pie]

I spose it could be worse, or get worse!!!


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Bury’s pre season game against West Brom has been cancelled, because their floodlights have been repossessed. But yet Man United and Newcastle fans will say they’re the worst run team in the country. They’ve got no clue them big club fans..

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Don't worry, it will get worse. An, at least Bury are in L1!

[slack_pie]

If Beanhead manages to sell to the Danes (sorry if offensive to beans) we might just might be able to cobble together a team that could reach halfway in the league. Or maybe better. Unfortunately, I really don't see that if condition being met.

Whatever, the friendlies are more sensible than last year when we beat Rolls Royce about 48 nil then lost heavily to the first decent teams we played (which experts on here told us didn't matter). Losing is a habit, at least we're not in the habit yet. I somehow feel Doyle is involved in keeping this all together.

Yeah, if Hardy had managed to sell the club, I think we'd have been looking forward to a decent season. If he sells it next week, we still might be able to finish midway, with a bit of luck. Beyond that, relegation looks the most likely. You just know what's going to happen.