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    Brucie Bingo

    Right then...what's Mr Greggs going to say when he's unveiled?

    As a Geordie it's always been my dream to manage Newcastle.

    Erm...as long as no-one remembers this, he might just get away with it...

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    I know Dwight Gayle, he's a proven goalscorer...

    I've made Jack Colback captain because...

    What other shite is he going to spout?

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    I have the backing of the owner and can win the fans over.

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    HIIIIII I'mmmmm Brucieeeeee


    wonder if he's still got his record ready to play to us ..... pfft

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    Nnnnnnnice to see you ,nice!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zippity View Post
    Right then...what's Mr Greggs going to say when he's unveiled?

    As a Geordie it's always been my dream to manage Newcastle.

    Erm...as long as no-one remembers this, he might just get away with it...

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    I know Dwight Gayle, he's a proven goalscorer...

    I've made Jack Colback captain because...

    What other shite is he going to spout?
    If he becomes manager he's liable to spout plenty of garbage just as most managers do. None of that is new to any of us.
    If the man produces some decent football and sends out a team that gives their all, generally, then there's not much else anyone can ask for.
    We can all hang onto past words of anyone. We all do it, so Bruce isn't any different.

    If he does well he gets praise. If he does garbage, then he gets slated, just like most manager apart from the messiah's.

    He's on a hiding to nothing with some fans.

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    Wow you really love this dont you??

    I bet you couldn't wait for a managerial appoint like this just so you could plant your flag

    As long as we have unrest you are buzzing

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    I expect something along these lines.
    I would like to thank Mike & Lee for their hard word trying to bring in new players. We just could not get anybody over the line due to over inflated prices set by the selling clubs. However work has already begun to get deals in place ready for the January window.
    😂😂😂😂😂😂

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    Quote Originally Posted by AP69 View Post
    Wow you really love this dont you??

    I bet you couldn't wait for a managerial appoint like this just so you could plant your flag

    As long as we have unrest you are buzzing
    The unrest is not of my doing.

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    It isnt but you do love it

    Gives you a chance to distance yourself from everyone

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    Quote Originally Posted by ghostrider View Post
    The unrest is not of my doing.
    Again...try to read and take in other posts...he didn't say you caused the unrest, just that you enjoy it...and he's right.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zippity View Post
    Right then...what's Mr Greggs going to say when he's unveiled?

    As a Geordie it's always been my dream to manage Newcastle.

    Erm...as long as no-one remembers this, he might just get away with it...

    Name:  bruce.jpg
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    I know Dwight Gayle, he's a proven goalscorer...

    I've made Jack Colback captain because...

    What other shite is he going to spout?
    He's got the fan base here and as Ghost will remind you also the infrastructure along with the ambitious owner and chairman.

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    Quote Originally Posted by usedtobeshearer View Post
    Again...try to read and take in other posts...he didn't say you caused the unrest, just that you enjoy it...and he's right.
    Yup.

    Never seen someone so joyous about the ****e situation the club they claim to support is in.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jammy89 View Post
    Yup.

    Never seen someone so joyous about the ****e situation the club they claim to support is in.
    The bloke's 100% Mackem.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kal View Post
    The bloke's 100% Mackem.
    Of course.

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    Apparently he's resigned as Sheff Wed boss.

    Does this mean he can become our manager and they won't get a penny in compensation???

    If true, that stinks, man. Surely his contract would have something in to prevent that...unless they thought 'who the fuck would be stupid enough to poach Steve Bruce from us?'

    Step forward the classless Newcastle United. Turns out Bruce is equally classless if that's why he's done it.

    Of course, it could be because he feels he's let them down and c.....ah, bollocks...I can't even be arsed to finish that sentence. Sheff Wed have every right to be livid.

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    I think, compensation is set by a tribunal in these sort of cases. I hope they set it as high as feck. It just goes to show why Ash-lie wants him so much as he has proven to be as honest, trustworthy and honourable as our odious owner is. Definitely a marriage made in hell. All those still going and supporting this sh1teshow enjoy it because you deserve it
    They Wed gave us permission to talk to cabbage heed otherwise they would of been in trouble for tapping him up
    Last edited by malamoto; 15-07-2019 at 12:18 PM. Reason: changed we to they cos i am finished now

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    Covered all the standard lines we expected:

    "There is a huge challenge ahead of us, but it’s one that my staff and I are ready for"

    "Boyhood club"

    "Know what the fans expect"

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