Scorers and Assists

[afc1903mad]

Afc1903mad has asked me to apologise on his behalf for the delay in updating this thread, since I am more able than he to use a keyboard, due to a post match injury he sustained.

He is still awaiting treatment at ARI due to the fact that many others suffered the same bruised palms type injury at approximately the same time causing long queues at a time, where, being on a Sunday, following a typical busy Saturday night, staffing levels were at breaking point.

Luckily, due to an unusual surplus of nurses, normally fully taken up with appointments and emergencies with incontinence patients, the staffing situation as been resolved, and Afc1903mad should be on the mend soon, and provided he does not further aggravate his injuries by relieving his post match chubby, he will update those figures we are all patiently waiting for

I had a gig, you know what they are

Anyhoo,

Considine the cone played an audacious 80 yard through ball for the Ballon D’Or donkey for the first goal
McGinn earned the penalty for Said Ballon D’Or donkey to get his 8th in 5 games this season or 27 in his last 33.
McGinn Cryuff turned the ball into Hedges to dispatch for the third

Goalscorers
Cosgrove 8
Ferguson 1
Hedges 1
Leigh 1
McGinn 1
Wright 1

Assisted
Ferguson 3
Gallagher 3
McGinn 2
Considine 1
Hedges 1
Wright 1
Logan 1

[Redbull666]

I'd expand the whole assist thing further. For instance McGinn may have won the penalty but I personally think Leigh's run and cross for McGinns deft touch was more of a contribution to a goal than being clumsily brought down by a lumbering ox. Could even argue that it was more worthy than Considine's punt as that also required a Hearts f**k up to actually create the opportunity. Perhaps that's over complicating things but it was some run and cross.

[afc1903mad]

Lots of contributions for the first, but the ultimate assist goes to Gallagher setting up Considine
The second was a nice cross from Leigh to Cosgrove

Goalscorers
Cosgrove 9
Considine 1
Ferguson 1
Hedges 1
Leigh 1
McGinn 1
Wright 1

Assisted
Gallagher 4
Ferguson 3
McGinn 2
Considine 1
Hedges 1
Wright 1
Logan 1
Leigh 1[/QUOTE]

[redstarfk]

Lots of contributions for the first, but the ultimate assist goes to Gallagher setting up Considine
The second was a nice cross from Leigh to Cosgrove

Goalscorers
Cosgrove 9
Considine 1
Ferguson 1
Hedges 1
Leigh 1
McGinn 1
Wright 1

Assisted
Gallagher 4
Ferguson 3
McGinn 2
Considine 1
Hedges 1
Wright 1
Logan 1
Leigh 1

Don’t forget about McInnes or Devanha Red’ll be on your case. Presumably Del gets a point for every goal and every assist seeing as he put them on the pitch.

[afc1903mad]

Don’t forget about McInnes or Devanha Red’ll be on your case. Presumably Del gets a point for every goal and every assist seeing as he put them on the pitch.

So 15 points for goal scorers
14 points for assists
29 points for.

There’s 19 points credited for the “Who’s at fault” thread.

So does that give a positive balance of 10 points

[Aldo1983]

So 15 points for goal scorers
14 points for assists
29 points for.

There’s 19 points credited for the “Who’s at fault” thread.

So does that give a positive balance of 10 points

Papped out the uefa cup at the same round as usual. Minus 40 points.

[afc1903mad]

Papped out the uefa cup at the same round as usual. Minus 40 points.

A round we were seeded to reach so achieved what was accepted.
“As usual” over the last 6 seasons, we have never went out earlier than seeded, a couple of times progressed against better seeds and only once lost out to a lower seed that was financed by a Russian Oligarch.

Anyway, I’ll leave you guys to your McInnes bashing, which should be in the McInnes thread (strange that)

[Aldo1983]

A round we were seeded to reach so achieved what was accepted.
“As usual” over the last 6 seasons, we have never went out earlier than seeded, a couple of times progressed against better seeds and only once lost out to a lower seed that was financed by a Russian Oligarch.

Anyway, I’ll leave you guys to your McInnes bashing, which should be in the McInnes thread (strange that)

He's the one that said it would be a successful season if we get to the group stages.

Looks like we are bashing him and you are bashing one off about him

[Pacman1903]

He's the one that said it would be a successful season if we get to the group stages.

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And is now acting like Europes disruptive

[Aldo1983]

And is now acting like Europes disruptive

Funny that. If we don't win a cup he'll be happy getting some ultimately meaningless points tally.