Originally Posted by
pass_and_move
Aye that 'illiteracy' as Wardy puts it teks mooar skill to put into words than tha thinks. At leearst this tarn's gorran identity even though all t'mines are shut.
Am off to cleearn art pigin loft nar, then al tek mi whippet art forra mozy rarnd, cloth cap n orl, check on mi ferrets n put wun darn mi trarserz. Towd missus ez got towd roast beerf int oven wi sum rosters n Yorkshire puds med wi beerf drippin forruz teear even though it's middle o summer n red 'ot. She sed "ey up, nar then Stan, forra change why dunt we ev summat Mediterranean forruz snap sin as it's 'ot art theear"? A teld 'er no bloody chance, al tell thee nar, a waint eight any o that foreign muck, nivver in a million chuffin years.