Coleman(azone)balls

[Noddydog]

There has been a few comments recently about some of the commentary on arabzone, so I thought it might be fun to start a comemanballs type thread for some of the funnier comments. To start off here’s one from tonight:

“They’ve (Stenhousemuir) got a corner deep into United’s half.”

[stokearab]

At 1-0 down, now, I make it 11 to go, United will be hoping for an equaliser.

[swanny14]

At 1-0 down, now, I make it 11 to go, United will be hoping for an equaliser.

"That's all from us. Goodnight, and I hope you all enjoy the rest of the weekend"😂😂😂😂😂😂.

[LSArab]

I did listen a bit tonight. Feel for the commentator but surely we could do better.

It’s an audio commentary and the length of the pauses were massive - kept thinking signal had gone down !!

[Chick A Saw]

I did listen a bit tonight. Feel for the commentator but surely we could do better.

It’s an audio commentary and the length of the pauses were massive - kept thinking signal had gone down !!

Certainly worth the car they get to use!

[eastfifearabman]

I used to enjoy the witty azone stuff.... but it seems sadly its tired and boring. A bit like our football...

Always thought the best ones were when they had guests, like players who were not picked/injured etc. Could they keep it interesting by doing this and maybe even looking for a volunteer or two to come along as a 3rd person. I am sure many of you here would keep us entertained... GB FACT..

[GUNBOAT]

I used to enjoy the witty azone stuff.... but it seems sadly its tired and boring. A bit like our football...

Always thought the best ones were when they had guests, like players who were not picked/injured etc. Could they keep it interesting by doing this and maybe even looking for a volunteer or two to come along as a 3rd person. I am sure many of you here would keep us entertained... GB FACT..

I honestly used to do the matches for Hospital Radio,at one match at Dens the Dees had beat Arbroath in the League Cup 5-0 and when asked to pick my MOTM i went for the Lichties centre half.At another game up in the gantry at Tannadice Archie MacPherson went to the toilet at halftime which gave me the perfect opportunity to eat his pie in his absence.

[skarne1]

Remember story about shredded wheat head, sure Trump employs his barber now, at an away game in Europe. At breakfast time Archie strutted into the breakfast bar with a look at me attitude. Meh old man shouts oi Archie. Archie turns around in a dramatic fashion, big smile on his pus as if to say “that’s me Archie the big TV personality” Archie yes meh old man says “Archie you wanna pull yer zipper up”.
Queue dramatic storming oot of breakfast bar followed by howls of laughter.