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Thread: O/T The Samaritans.

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    O/T The Samaritans.

    Just thought i would bring to your attention the wonderful work this charity does the length and breadth of the country.They were mentioned today by Willie Miller who had the misfortune to be at Dens covering the Fun v Peterhead.
    As the game neared its end a distraught Funster on his way out tapped Willie,pointed to the Samaritans advert board and said,"I think we will needing their services this season." In his summing up Miller said the Blue Toon were the better side,missed a glaring sitter and DFC were fortunate that Rory McAllister was taken off injured in the 1st half or he could have had a field day.

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    Held on for 0-0 draws to part timers in the space of a few days

    They even managed to beat Brechin at home this time last year... Then never won a home game until December, subsequently haven't won a home game this calendar year

    The fun fun fun fun

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    Quote Originally Posted by shedka View Post
    Held on for 0-0 draws to part timers in the space of a few days

    They even managed to beat Brechin at home this time last year... Then never won a home game until December, subsequently haven't won a home game this calendar year

    The fun fun fun fun
    Fans must be delighted that they are rolling back the years with 2 points for a win!

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    Their previous two pen shootouts for the bonus point before this week they lost to east fife and ourselves,it's defo saved their bacon as they aren't oot yet

    Hearing they had no shots on target during the 90 mins today vs the mighty Peterhead at home

    Can only imagine the outcry if that was us this week.... Oyf, but they are the fun so it's kinda expected by everyone

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    Heard the cries of " get Curran on" fae Tenerife

    OTF

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    I was there today (free ticket obviously).
    They are f*cking louping! The boy McDaid makes mcmullen look like messi.

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    If their fans are pointing out these kind of adverts already, whats gonna happen if Peterhead win, and ICT get 2 wins?

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    Shedka get's stick on here at times but he got it spot on when jubilant Dees were celebrating the impressive 3-0 win at Raith,as they danced in the streets of Raith that night the wise old owl pointed oot that Rovers were in meltdoon and their best players had moved to the Pars.Today Rovers were hammered 4-1 fae ICT and wait for it Col FN Donaldson was on the score sheet,FACT.

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    Quote Originally Posted by shedka View Post
    Held on for 0-0 draws to part timers in the space of a few days

    They even managed to beat Brechin at home this time last year... Then never won a home game until December, subsequently haven't won a home game this calendar year

    The fun fun fun fun
    You doonsters finished FOURTH last season behind ARBROATH and ALLOA, you have phukk all to laugh about a side at the top of their group, especially after the minter Bonus Point Cup celebrations, your only positive in the last 3 years

    And Dundee beat the English tadgerines at Dens so wrong again. Pleasing.

    1928 never again.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Taintedice View Post
    You doonsters finished FOURTH last season behind ARBROATH and ALLOA, you have phukk all to laugh about a side at the top of their group, especially after the minter Bonus Point Cup celebrations, your only positive in the last 3 years

    And Dundee beat the English tadgerines at Dens so wrong again. Pleasing.

    1928 never again.
    Whilst you lot are around we will always have something to laugh about.

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    You know you have reached the stars when Tainted honours your thread.

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    "You Doonsters" has naebody telt Sirus the current situation the Fun find themselves in?

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    He's a raging mess, the only bonus point pen shootout we have had (we've had about 6) that mattered much as it stopped stupidly ott celebrations we'd have seen from the success starved funsters

    United are all that keeps them going, they as a club actually have some motivation this season for the first time in a few years

    They are extremely hurt that after our self inflicted quick fall from a level they'll never see their team to relegation, they had their wee chance to try and do something in our absence and just were not capable in anyway of doing so as a club, they failed big time being whipping boys for three years then doon in pitiful manner, not in anyway proving to anyone they are anything but the small club in the city, they are still hurting about this

    Pleasing stuff.

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    Quote Originally Posted by shedka View Post
    He's a raging mess, the only bonus point pen shootout we have had (we've had about 6) that mattered much as it stopped stupidly ott celebrations we'd have seen from the success starved funsters

    United are all that keeps them going, they as a club actually have some motivation this season for the first time in a few years

    They are extremely hurt that after our self inflicted quick fall from a level they'll never see their team to relegation, they had their wee chance to try and do something in our absence and just were not capable in anyway of doing so as a club, they failed big time being whipping boys for three years then doon in pitiful manner, not in anyway proving to anyone they are anything but the small club in the city, they are still hurting about this

    Pleasing stuff.
    Got to hand it to you...how you manage to put your spin on things(think Hitler would've sacked Goebbels for you) is quite something...but the reality is 4 seasons in fizzy pop with tankings from Falkirk Dumbarton QoS Ross county Ayr Alloa Patrick Thistle to name but a few...think you'll find your thoughts on motivation is completely the opposite way round as we can see with 1 million pound gamble on Shankland...do you think that gamble would've taken place without Dundee in the fizzy pop...as for hurting...May 2nd 2016 when we sent you down...it still hurts Shedka eh!!!
    CW33

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    Quote Originally Posted by GFLower View Post
    "You Doonsters" has naebody telt Sirus the current situation the Fun find themselves in?
    thinking this myself ha ha ha

    1928, deary me....

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    Quote Originally Posted by petermackie View Post
    1 million pound gamble on Shankland...
    eh?????

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    Ach well, we just need the Dingwall Kid to throw in his tuppence worth in for a full quorum of Fun-atics, mind you Paddy is still shyting it
    from getting called out by Fat Harry.
    What are those Hospitality 'Booths' next to the Derry all about? the Fun never fail to entertain.
    When's the move due to happen to the Nou Campy?

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    Quote Originally Posted by petermackie View Post
    ...do you think that gamble would've taken place without Dundee in the fizzy pop...
    Deeluded as always.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by offshore_arab83 View Post
    eh?????
    200k signing on 5k a week for 3 years and I believe a bonus of 50 k if he scores over 20 goals..just over a million pound

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