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  1. 06-08-2019, 12:11 PM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by Altobelli View Post
    Personally I think she looks like a tart in that outfit.
    Self appointed PC Commander-in-Chief here Alto, please define "tart"...
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  2. 06-08-2019, 12:53 PM #12
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    A tart is a female who is attractive and has the air of being promiscuous, even if she isn't.

    A tart is a girl likey to get disapproving looks from other girls who like to keep there goods covered which can be more intriguing for the male.

    In short, a tart is more of a tease and a flirt than, say, a whore, skank, or ****. All of those words imply putting out, wheras a tart may or may not have a lot of random ***.

    Grandma: "Jeff, your new girlfriend Millie is a little tart!"
    Jeff: "Whatever, grandma. You're only saying that because she doesn't dress like a Puritan."
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    The **** word is S l u t, this PC bollox is just that, Bollox !

    "I am sure she is a very nice person Alto and a good judge if she is dating Popeye" Like Peter Crouch said about his own wife, if he would not have been a top earning Footballer he'd have never have got her.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Altobelli View Post
    The **** word is S l u t, this PC bollox is just that, Bollox !

    "I am sure she is a very nice person Alto and a good judge if she is dating Popeye" Like Peter Crouch said about his own wife, if he would not have been a top earning Footballer he'd have never have got her.
    Just asking Alto, has Matron stopped giving you your meds?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Altobelli View Post
    The **** word is S l u t, this PC bollox is just that, Bollox !

    "I am sure she is a very nice person Alto and a good judge if she is dating Popeye" Like Peter Crouch said about his own wife, if he would not have been a top earning Footballer he'd have never have got her.
    Wasn't it Crouchy, who when asked what he would have been if he hadn't been a footballer said, 'A virgin'.
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    Quote Originally Posted by sinkov View Post
    Wasn't it Crouchy, who when asked what he would have been if he hadn't been a footballer said, 'A virgin'.
    Yes it was Sinkov.

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    Just asking Alto, has Matron stopped giving you your meds?
    I have been worried since she got certified to write prescriptions as she could be giving me anything BT
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    Quote Originally Posted by Altobelli View Post
    Yes it was Sinkov.



    I have been worried since she got certified to write prescriptions as she could be giving me anything BT
    Lol!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Altobelli View Post
    Yes it was Sinkov.



    I have been worried since she got certified to write prescriptions as she could be giving me anything BT
    She told me she was " Giving him nothing" lol
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    I see - the players are getting some of this.


    The Electro-Equiscope.




    or if not - perhaps they should.

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