Anyone Ever Been Mugged

[Pacman1903]

Anyone been unlucky enough to be mugged?

Managed to get all my cash, my watch and my kindle nicked on friday. C@nts. Away to board my plane. Next thing i knew i was in a hotel with a bump on my heid. Disaster. I was enjoying the Bret the Hitman Hart autobiography too.

Came close in Bern at a Krokus gig but i headbutted the assailant before he got my money. But now i can say i have been mugged. And im kindleless.

Hope i never have to comeback to this country

[Devanha Red]

I get the feeling you're only telling us half of the story. Understandable like.

[Pacman1903]

I get the feeling you're only telling us half of the story. Understandable like.

Nah thats the full shebang. Went to the bog before boarding ended up poorer

I wish there was more to tell.

[Devanha Red]

Joking apart that's not so good. At least you're still here to tell the tale. Life's all about experiences and unfortunately some of them are bad 😕

[57vintage]

😳 FFS min. Hope you’re OK.

[mondo_notion]

Well pacmin if I was there I would have sorted the feckers out. Did they have any weapons?

Have I ever mentioned that I won second place in the 1st Daviot/Oldmeldrum scout troop air rifle competition?

[Jupiter]

Where was this, Pacman?

[donsdaft]

Only by the bank.

[InversneckieDob]

That's a right b@stard Pac.
What airport?

I've never been mugged, touch wood, possibly cos I'm a hooor o' a size.
Good job muggers dinna ken I'm saft as sh1te.

[Mason89]

I’ve never been mugged. On the rare occasion I’ve been given a doing, it was purely for the sport.