Call yourself a bald fat fat *******? No, I'm a bald fat *******!
Which **** superglued the barrier?
" 'ere are you my bruvver?"
Steward -The sumo wrestling championship is on at Millmoor , Sir... you've come to the wrong stadium!
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Woman in pink behind to hubby. "I told you we would never see the game if we got a seat behind that fat barsted!"
Tango,"Its no good you asking me to walk out of here, I can't stand up straight..."
Sings...
I'm a little tea pot
Oh-Hi-Oh...
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