she looks like she fell out the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.
Or an ice breaker I use.
Would you rather walk in on your mum and dad having *** once a week for the rest of your life or join in once?
Gentlemen please, no fighting in the war room.
she looks like she fell out the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.
Or an ice breaker I use.
Would you rather walk in on your mum and dad having *** once a week for the rest of your life or join in once?
My dear old Gran used to say:
"that fat bugger could ate 4 more 'taters than a pig - a bloody greedy pig at that"
Sharon Davis likes a good length in the mornings
A very successful pick up line was:
"You don't sweat much for a fat lass"...
Following the the theory...how do you get a fat lass into bed.....
EASY - PIECE OF CAKE !
Another favourite is a Chubby Brown cultural observation about same *** marriage:
"In my day it used to be Adam & Eve
NOT
ADAM & FU##ING STEVE ! ! !
My special watch says you’ve got no knickers on.
You have?
It must be 20 minutes fast again.
Say that again and you will be holding a shirt full of broken ribs.
At a group of bullies.
"One at a time or all at once"
Tha's got a face like a bulldog chewin' a wasp.