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Thread: OT: Favourite sayings

  1. #11
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    Gentlemen please, no fighting in the war room.

  2. #12
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    she looks like she fell out the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.

    Or an ice breaker I use.

    Would you rather walk in on your mum and dad having *** once a week for the rest of your life or join in once?

  3. #13
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    My dear old Gran used to say:

    "that fat bugger could ate 4 more 'taters than a pig - a bloody greedy pig at that"

  4. #14
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    Sharon Davis likes a good length in the mornings

  5. #15
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    A very successful pick up line was:

    "You don't sweat much for a fat lass"...

    Following the the theory...how do you get a fat lass into bed.....

    EASY - PIECE OF CAKE !

    Another favourite is a Chubby Brown cultural observation about same *** marriage:

    "In my day it used to be Adam & Eve

    NOT

    ADAM & FU##ING STEVE ! ! !

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    My special watch says you’ve got no knickers on.

    You have?

    It must be 20 minutes fast again.

  7. #17
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    Say that again and you will be holding a shirt full of broken ribs.

  8. #18
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    Quote Originally Posted by crashbang View Post
    Say that again and you will be holding a shirt full of broken ribs.
    I’d punch him till my arm fell off.

  9. #19
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    At a group of bullies.
    "One at a time or all at once"

  10. #20
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    Tha's got a face like a bulldog chewin' a wasp.

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