On a night out a mate of mine said going into the Tivoli (nightclub). There's lots of strangers in here toneet I've never seen before.
True story lol.
'She's gorra face like a rat catchers glove'
'Tha's got eyesight like a s.hithouse rat'........those from the Brook and the early 60's will understand that one
Can never help from adding this to a Perry Como song....'It wasn't the grass that tickled her arse it was only mi finger'
On a night out a mate of mine said going into the Tivoli (nightclub). There's lots of strangers in here toneet I've never seen before.
True story lol.
Nigella Likes a good portion
He’s got a face that even a mother would slap
Guess what I had to do to get this “Jim Fixed It For Me” badge?
Mum to son.
Don't come running to me if tha falls outa that tree and breks both thi legs.
D,ont flick the amockted
How about "Its looking black over bills mothers"