OT: Favourite sayings

[Paul Waring]

I have a few but my favourite - and one that often comes to mind reading Millersmad - is from the film, The Outlaw Josey Wales: "Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining." I use it all the time!

[Paul Waring]

Hm, I see this thread hasn't quite yet captured the Millersmad zeitgeist. Here's my second favourite saying penned by a famous Miller and again with resonance for this message board: "You can't eat the orange and throw the peel away - a man is not a piece of fruit."

[harpo88]

I remember one from the Royle Family about someone who’s so tight ‘he wouldn’t give you the steam off his own p*ss’

[CTMilller]

When I first moved to America, Harry, the guy I shared an apartment with, used to say, when he really needed something to eat, "I'm so sorry hungry my arse is eating my underpants"

Of course, he said "ass" not "arse" but I thought it was unusually creative and 'colorful' for a Yank. Mind you, Harry had just returned from a tour of duty in Vietnam and you learn stuff like that when you're in the military...

[frogmiller]

That reminds me of 'I could eat an oss'

Go to the foot of our stairs

Raining cats and dogs and I've just stood in a poodle! The kids are sick of that one now.

[loyalmiller]

I knew a car dealer in the 80’s who always used to say: 80% of everything I say is 100% the truth.

Love the saying but its hard to cram into a conversation without looking a tw@t

[PokerMillersSwinton]

I see the multies are back attention seeking

[Paul Waring]

I see the multies are back attention seeking

Look, if you don't appreciate that this kind of comment is silly, intimidatory and just going to stop people contributing to the site for fear of this kind of crap please do one. I struggle to find anything you have posted ever on here that anyone would wish to read.

[rolymiller]

Look, if you don't appreciate that this kind of comment is silly, intimidatory and just going to stop people contributing to the site for fear of this kind of crap please do one. I struggle to find anything you have posted ever on here that anyone would wish to read.

I'd sooner read the stuff pokers puts on here than the stuff you put on ...

[mikemiller]

There is a poster who uses the words "bullying", "Frog", "mods", "clique" quite a lot, so they seem to be favourite words rather than sayings... actually, come to think of it, more than one poster (allegedly)