Personally I thought this was a decent post by the OP, albeit a little overly verbose.....notes to the OP.....firstly throw in a few jokes (***ual ones hold their attention span the best).....controversy works (calling Elitus a gimp, or Navy a homo at some point usually works!), threaten to meet someone outside the TBI for a bout of fisticuffs...guaranteed to get them diverted from Love Island.

You have to remember, the average IQ of a MAD poster is fractionally above that of a chi-chak....I am here purely in an observational capacity btw.