Dunnottar Castle is superb. I'm a big fan of the vibrators they hand out at the burger van. Their modernity provides an interesting juxtapose with the ancient imposing castle not much further down the slope.
I've got a story about vibrators, it's clean though so I won't bother telling it here.
Stonehaven's for weirdos
Get some of the pies fae Charlie McHardy's butcher. You might nae change your mind about the place being "full of weirdos" but you'll be glad you tried them.
Bloody lovely. Goodfellow & Stevens is nae too shabby either but they're a jute bakery so may be offside for some of the more partisan and hate filled dandies on here.
It has, unquestionably, bred a few.
Home of the deep fried mars bar.
Birthplace of the inventor of the pneumatic tyre.
Birthplace of "The Singing Postie" that won "Stars in their eyes".
Birthplace of Australia's goalie in the 1974 world cup.
Affa place for drink.
County town of Kincardine.
Aye......Kincardineshire.
You can take your fu ck ing Aberdeenshire and insert it gently into your rectum.
Also Bobby Burns old man was a fairmer in the Mearns I believe.