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Thread: O/T burglaries.

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    O/T burglaries.

    Loads left open in this weather for the opportunist thieves.
    Check before bed , and keep a few cartridges nearby.

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    Quote Originally Posted by crashbang View Post
    Loads left open in this weather for the opportunist thieves.
    Check before bed , and keep a few cartridges nearby.
    Gives the population of Eastwood something to do

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    Quote Originally Posted by crashbang View Post
    Loads left open in this weather for the opportunist thieves.
    Check before bed , and keep a few cartridges nearby.
    Crash, be a nice feeling if you could offload a few cartridges like in the USA but, for some reason I feel our authorities would take exception to that.

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    Yep Brin, allowing people to defend themselves and their property is one thing the Yanks have got right.

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    Beware of the dog sign.
    Or.
    Intruders will be shot sign?

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    Donít need them here fella. In fact it would be far simpler if people had ďintruders will not be shotĒ signs, cos there wouldnít be many of Ďem 😊
    Last edited by sota; 25-08-2019 at 09:57 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sota View Post
    Yep Brin, allowing people to defend themselves and their property is one thing the Yanks have got right.
    👍👍

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brin View Post
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    Totally disagree but we're all allowed an opinion. I'd prefer not to see the carnage that results from the relaxed gun laws which continue to use 'right to defend myself and my property' as the excuse. Greater than an average of one mass shooting per day is nothing to shout about.

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    Quite. The American record on crime is hardly one to seek to emulate.

    UK law allows a householder to use disproprtionate force to defend his property.

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    I donít like the gun laws either but I do like the right to defend myself and my property without worrying about any consequences.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sota View Post
    I donít like the gun laws either but I do like the right to defend myself and my property without worrying about any consequences.
    That include cold callers ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by crashbang View Post
    That include cold callers ?
    Talking of which, reported on the news here this week to watch out for 'rip off' asphalt (Tarmac) contractors working in the area. Description of the perpetrators, they have British accents Nice to see entrepreneurs making their way over the pond.

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    Before anyone else gets round to it can I just say that the government could wipe out burglaries overnight by deporting everyone not born in the UK, those born in the UK but with a non-white appearance, gays, lesbians, or those with a gay or lesbian appearance, anyone convicted of a criminal offence, gypsies, travellers, cold callers, gingers, those with a socialist outloook , Wednesday fans, benefits scroungers, the unemployed generally, chuggers, cross dressers and people of Scottish or Irish descent. Please do not be offended if you belong to an undesirable group not mentioned above.

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    Add to that list whinging Millers fans and anyone from Australia with a criminal history.....which means all of them
    Last edited by flourbasher; 26-08-2019 at 08:03 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pattylallacks2 View Post
    Before anyone else gets round to it can I just say that the government could wipe out burglaries overnight by deporting everyone not born in the UK, those born in the UK but with a non-white appearance, gays, lesbians, or those with a gay or lesbian appearance, anyone convicted of a criminal offence, gypsies, travellers, cold callers, gingers, those with a socialist outloook , Wednesday fans, benefits scroungers, the unemployed generally, chuggers, cross dressers and people of Scottish or Irish descent. Please do not be offended if you belong to an undesirable group not mentioned above.
    Iím born in Scotland but Iíve not robbed anyone yet. Iíll see if I can nip out and steal some clothes off a washing line later. Canít be my fault if itís my heritage. 😂😂

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    Quote Originally Posted by Scum-Triumphant View Post
    I’m born in Scotland but I’ve not robbed anyone yet. I’ll see if I can nip out and steal some clothes off a washing line later. Can’t be my fault if it’s my heritage. ����
    It's OK to steal washing off your neighbours line but you will be deported for wearing her panties.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KerrAvon View Post
    Quite. The American record on crime is hardly one to seek to emulate.

    UK law allows a householder to use disproprtionate force to defend his property.


    That statement is a gross misrepresentation of the law
    Further, it assumes that all householders are male & finally your spelling is deteriorating
    Your standards are slipping
    Now come on shape up

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pattylallacks2 View Post
    It's OK to steal washing off your neighbours line but you will be deported for wearing her panties.
    Howís that fair? Worlds gone mad.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pattylallacks2 View Post
    Before anyone else gets round to it can I just say that the government could wipe out burglaries overnight by deporting everyone not born in the UK, those born in the UK but with a non-white appearance, gays, lesbians, or those with a gay or lesbian appearance, anyone convicted of a criminal offence, gypsies, travellers, cold callers, gingers, those with a socialist outloook , Wednesday fans, benefits scroungers, the unemployed generally, chuggers, cross dressers and people of Scottish or Irish descent. Please do not be offended if you belong to an undesirable group not mentioned above.
    You do realise you've virtually killed this thread? It could have gone on for days.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lasterman View Post
    You do realise you've virtually killed this thread? It could have gone on for days.
    It still will

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