AFC limericks

[Devanha Red]

Some people doubt my powers
They think I'm taking the piss
Just because I chose not to use them
Doesn't mean they don't exist
The worse of my accusers
Go down on a special list

[afc1903mad]

Limerick structure is Alien to some.
It suggests that they really are dumb
Their banter is p!sh
Some of us wish
They grew up and posted with less glum

Ok, the last line is p!sh as well. I'll get my coat

[StandfreeFM]

Some people doubt my powers
They think I'm taking the piss
Just because I chose not to use them
Doesn't mean they don't exist
The worse of my accusers
Go down on a special list

Sh!test effort so far, not even nearly a limerick. I take it you mean "worst" rather than "worse". 2/10.

DYA

[Devanha Red]

Limerick structure is Alien to some.
It suggests that they really are dumb
Their banter is p!sh
Some of us wish
They grew up and posted with less glum

Ok, the last line is p!sh as well. I'll get my coat

Did you look at your own supposed limerick yesterday that droned on and on for about 2000 words 😂

Glass houses and stones yadda yadda.

[afc1903mad]

Did you look at your own supposed limerick yesterday that droned on and on for about 2000 words ��

Glass houses and stones yadda yadda.

I thought it was quite good.
3 verses of limerick that told the story of 2014 league cup win from my perspective
Each verse taking the structure of Limerick, albeit maybe not necessarily upholding the anapestic trimeter requirement.

Anyway, seeing as you loved it so much, here it is again.

2014 Scottish League Cup Final
The crowd wanted to make it quite tribal.
I said to my mate
That display is quite great
He was p!shed and needed the urinal

The game started at rather a pace
Tackles flying in all over the place
Hayes went off after two
My mate's still in the loo
He had splash backed all over his face

19 years, 120 minutes and now ***ing pens
The players lined up, a team full of mens
Robson, Low, Vernon and Rooney stepped up
All scored to win us the cup
Tears streaming oot o my mates p!sh stained contact lens

[Devanha Red]

Aww bless. Were you disappointed by the lack of response it got the first time you posted it.

There's a reason feedback was zero it's because it was pish and not even close to being a limerick.

Better luck next time chum.

[Devanha Red]

Sh!test effort so far, not even nearly a limerick. I take it you mean "worst" rather than "worse". 2/10.

DYA

Thanks for the feedback.

[afc1903mad]

Aww bless. Were you disappointed by the lack of response it got the first time you posted it.

There's a reason feedback was zero it's because it was pish and not even close to being a limerick.

Better luck next time chum.

Nah, just did it to mess with you.
I see you bit

[Devanha Red]

Nah, just did it to mess with you.
I see you bit

Well done.

[donsdaft]

I dinna like limericks

However


There was a Dons fan, name of Fred
Who went to the games dressed in red
His wife was called Audrey, they went to Pittodrie
But the game was at Westhill instead.