AFC limericks

[DonUnder]

Not since Anarchist was paired with Anti Christ has rhyming been stretched so far.

Perhaps that's why Huns chose to identify with Orange?

Be so much easier if they were hunts men

[Aldo1983]

I dinna like limericks

However


There was a Dons fan, name of Fred
Who went to the games dressed in red
His wife was called Audrey, they went to Pittodrie
But the game was at Westhill instead.

[Devanha Red]

I dinna like limericks

However


There was a Dons fan, name of Fred
Who went to the games dressed in red
His wife was called Audrey, they went to Pittodrie
But the game was at Westhill instead.

Winner.

[Heed_Don_In]

His wife was called Audrey

Rules....??

[DonUnder]

Rules....??

Rhymes better

[57vintage]

The limerick rhyme scheme is
A
A
B
B
A

(nothing to do with Benny, Bjorn and the other two)

The scansion/metric pattern of the limerick is Anapestic trimeter (three syllables with the third elongated/emphasised). In the example the bracketed feet are optional.

(la) la LA la la LA la la LA (la) (la)
(la) la LA la la LA la la LA (la) (la)
(la) la LA la la LA (la)
(la) la LA la la LA (la)
(la) la LA la la LA la la LA (la) (la)

Happy to help.

Next week; The Petrarchan Sonnet and its influence on the flat back four.

[Devanha Red]

Rhymes better

Depends on your accent really.

PS. She should of known there was a reason she was 'punching' when she clicked with a young Moroccan lothario.

[DonUnder]

Depends on your accent really.

PS. She should of known there was a reason she was 'punching' when she clicked with a young Moroccan lothario.

I was actually fishing for 57 to inform us about Icelandic Pedometers

[57vintage]

I was actually fishing for 57 to inform us about Icelandic Pedometers

Bravo.

[donsdaft]

Rules....??

I knew someone would ask, the thing is that poor Audrey isn't that photogenic.

On re-reading my effort I probably should have used the word " match" to replace either " game" or " games"