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  1. #151
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    Quote Originally Posted by 57vintage View Post
    For ****'s sake, some of you boys must think that scansion is used to hud up goalnets or used to play on the left wing for us.

    Dinna give up yer furlough.
    A man in his sixty third year
    Was precious concerning the ear
    Lack of tempo and synch
    Would turn his face pink
    And tauten all things in the rear

  2. #152
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    Quote Originally Posted by DonUnder View Post
    A man in his sixty third year
    Was precious concerning the ear
    Lack of tempo and synch
    Would turn his face pink
    And tauten all things in the rear


    Better, but I'm in my 64th year.

    Accuracy is as important as meter or scansion.
    Last edited by 57vintage; 14-08-2020 at 10:00 AM. Reason: ****ing autocorrect

  3. #153
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    Quote Originally Posted by 57vintage View Post


    Better, but I'm in my 64th year.

    Accuracy is as important as meter or scansion.
    That would have been rude. So long as you get to go for a ride' Sunday morning's i suppose!

  4. #154
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    On AbMad there’s aye a sair ficht
    Ower fa’s in the wrong and fa’s richt
    Nae jist the fitba
    But lim’ricks n’ a
    They’re riving fae morning til nicht

  5. #155
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    The city Aberdeen fans like to argue with all the rest
    It must be something they need off their chest
    They do travel south a fair bit
    But at home their support is a bit sh!t
    So let’s just admit the central belt Dons are the best

  6. #156
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    Quote Originally Posted by Don Julio View Post
    Dinna ken ... but the one on the right is Cosgrove

  7. #157
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    There once was a young loon from Govan
    Whom Sevco were giving nae lovin
    Took the A92
    And chose red over blue
    Now our midfield numbers a dozen...

  8. #158
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    Ross McCrorie now sings Stand Free
    Sticks 2 fingers up to the huns for glee
    He now wants to play in red
    Has set fire to the blue and a ted
    Plans to dump the disgraced ashes in the sea

  9. #159
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    The Dons went to McDiarmid Park
    An awful match, no zip, no spark
    The only thrill
    The score, 1-0
    At least we are now off the mark

  10. #160
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    A Midfielder/striker called Marley,
    Joined the Dons, though not necessarily
    To bolster our attack,
    He was played at left back,
    Where he looked like a right proper Charlie!

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