On AbMad there’s aye a sair ficht
Ower fa’s in the wrong and fa’s richt
Nae jist the fitba
But lim’ricks n’ a
They’re riving fae morning til nicht
The city Aberdeen fans like to argue with all the rest
It must be something they need off their chest
They do travel south a fair bit
But at home their support is a bit sh!t
So let’s just admit the central belt Dons are the best
There once was a young loon from Govan
Whom Sevco were giving nae lovin
Took the A92
And chose red over blue
Now our midfield numbers a dozen...
Ross McCrorie now sings Stand Free
Sticks 2 fingers up to the huns for glee
He now wants to play in red
Has set fire to the blue and a ted
Plans to dump the disgraced ashes in the sea
The Dons went to McDiarmid Park
An awful match, no zip, no spark
The only thrill
The score, 1-0
At least we are now off the mark
A Midfielder/striker called Marley,
Joined the Dons, though not necessarily
To bolster our attack,
He was played at left back,
Where he looked like a right proper Charlie!