I've nae checked on AbMad for a while
Wondered if it's still folk spewing bile
Some threads that did age
But 'Limericks' on first page
Best thread that's on here by a mile
Cheers for bumping Neeps min
In addition tae bumpin' this thread, Ah read back fae page 1 ... what a fkn laugh! ... Ah dinna care that some stuff didna qualify as bona fide limerick ... a lot o' it, correct or nae is jist funny as fvck .... cheers abody for yer efforts ... we aa need a lift right noo ... and Ah'm fairly lifted
... Ah feel Ah need tae hit one mair up tho ... lookin back ...
An ex-poster, the worst of aa his sins,
he referred tae his neighbours as 'the Hamiltons'.
Fitba fans we may be,
but tae a man did agree,
Yer racism stinks, we're nae havin it min.
I've nae checked on AbMad for a while
Wondered if it's still folk spewing bile
Some threads that did age
But 'Limericks' on first page
Best thread that's on here by a mile
Cheers for bumping Neeps min
Lim'ricks are governed by meter
Essential as Paul is to Peter
Anapestic preferred
But some here have erred
And totally fuucked up scansion, rhyme scheme, rhythm etc almost as criminal to language scholars as the actions of a wife-beater.
The Dons signed a boy fae Albania
So exciting it’s like beatlemania
Yiber is noo a Dandy
I hope his legs are nae bandy
It could be as scary as being in Transylvania
A new signing called Ylber Ramadani
Plays fitba in the style o' proper mannie.
Donsdaft reserves comment
Awaitin his moment
tae declare him a mannie wi a fanny!
But hey ....
A long, long dead poet named Rabbie
thought the Dons' latest season was shabby
Of great 'offness' was pissed.
in his grave he did twist,
On hearing we'd signed Ramadani
There was a yank chairman called Dave
Whose appointments were stupid not brave
So hopefully soon
He’ll phuck off to the moon
And we’ll get the success that we crave
Last edited by ByeByeScum2012; 12-06-2022 at 09:58 AM.