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  1. #441
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    OK, well, since we're makin' preparations aheid o' the game, here's one fae Mystic Meg.

    Big dive by a player of Timothy,
    Despite nae a Don in proximity
    The chuffed referee
    cries "Yass! Penalty!"
    Never doubt the inevitability

  2. #442
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    Apr 2023
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    On Sunday, the Dons play the Tims
    Of late, we've had not many wins
    But we'll turn it around
    At oor ain fitba ground
    And our faces will all show big grins

  3. #443
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    Oct 2019
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    1,186
    noo it’s Zalgiris or Hacken
    Plans for a jaunt we’ll be makin’
    Some nips and some beer
    We’ll sing and we’ll cheer
    And send whichever one packin’

  4. #444
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    Apr 2023
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    It looks like we're heading to Sweden
    A miracle's what Vilnius are needin'
    Fire up the St Clair
    We're heading back there
    For plenty of drinkin' and feedin'

  5. #445
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    Oct 2019
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    Here come the fans of the Pope
    With allergic reactions to soap
    A boss with a smile
    In the Hollywood style
    And sisters that they love to grope

  6. #446
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    Beaten again by the Tims
    Two games played, and yet zero wins
    But I still have faith
    It won't end in disgrace
    Unlike the reign of Goodwin

  7. #447
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    On Friday we're off to Forthbank
    To get our first win in the bank
    I'll be so excited
    If the Dons dinna sh*te it
    I may even have a nice cup of tea after the game

  8. #448
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    If the Dons finally win the cup
    I’ll bleat like a Randy old tup
    I’ll sing and I’ll cheer
    But I’ll nae drink any beer
    A richt fine dram I will sup

  9. #449
    Join Date
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    Robson is under pressure from now
    My claws are sharpened so MEOW
    He was definitely the wrong choice
    But I certainly won’t rejoice
    I wanted him to do well before I started a row

  10. #450
    Quote Originally Posted by RED_JOHN View Post
    Robson is under pressure from now
    My claws are sharpened so MEOW
    He was definitely the wrong choice
    But I certainly won’t rejoice
    I wanted him to do well before I started a row
    Robson's under pressure from now
    My claws are now sharpened - meow
    He was the wrong choice
    But I won't rejoice
    If he doesn't do well we will row

    N.B. Not my sentiments

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