OK, short rant tae kick aff ... this site is depressin ... Aye, Ah ken, it's a reflection o' fit oor team are servin up ... but ... ffs .... there's nithin new here .... and readin the same folk sayin the same things ower an' ower again .... it's like livin in a room wi a ****load o' fυckin parrots ...

skwawk ... Cosgrove's a donkey ... skwawk ... happy clapper ..... skwawk ...pant pisher ... skwawk ... (insert fave overused phrase here)

And so ....

... we need some fun .... by fυck we need some fun!! ... even some negative fun!! ... and at the point of typing right now like, I have nothin ... but I will write at least two limericks ... even if they are ****e ... tae get the ball rollin!

ahem ....


( the time is now 3.41am ... lets see how lang this taks me )

....

A useless big laddie called Sam
Like a ham sannie devoid o' the ham
But at penalty kicks,
Wi a smirk 'tween eez chicks,
made the keeper feel like a right bam

A boss by the name o' McInnes
whispered 'Stewerty, can we keep ess 'atween us'
Ah'm in love wi big Andy,
He maks me so randy,
Ah've tattooed his name on ma .... elbow!


There once was a boss known as Pele
Who's breath was unfeasibly smelly
On a car headin oot,
He was given the boot,
Ah ken cos Ah saw it on telly!