AFC limericks

[mondo_notion]

I love it when a good limerick thread brings us all together.

[Heed_Don_In]

There once was a ref called Hugh Dallas
Who officiated games running bra-less
On his head smashed a coin
Cos the Battle of Boyne
24 years hes been living next door to Alice

[Heed_Don_In]

There once was a club called Rangers.....

[Aldo1983]

Limerick's nae really your thing Aldo?

I didn't sit that class.


There was a manager called McInnes
Who really was something to witness
He was unbelievably jammy
And even browner than that hun Jimmy
But things started to get gloomy
When he sold Adam Rooney
And then it got worse when we lost Hayes
That really left him with no praise
But that still didn't stop him getting a fucking raise

[Heed_Don_In]

Hahaha

[Heed_Don_In]

There once was a player called McMaster,
Who had a moustache made of plaster,
With a wallet of dough,
To Codonas Waltzers he would go,
And he`d scream till they pushed him much faster

[redstarfk]

Red John often likes to go fishin'
On Ab-Mad it is his mission
To wind up some reds
Get into their heads
And in to their pants get them pishin'

[StandfreeFM]

There once was a club called Rangers.....

There once was a club called Rangers
To work with them brings certain dangers
Face paint, flowers and still
When you send them the bill
Those bast@rds will treat you like strangers

[Heed_Don_In]

There once was 2 clubs who liked cheating
Cup draws, balls subjected to heating
this caused much a stoor
And made other clubs poor
Can only afford second hand seating

[Heed_Don_In]

There once was a man called Craig Brewster
Who liked the C ock nae the rooster
Off to Greece he went
So nae kunt kent he was bent
And had a passionate fling with Bernd Schuster