AFC limericks

[StandfreeFM]

Devanha is new to the scene
But some here are wise to his scheme
More annoying than most
With his lame, empty boasts
Recycled from JJ and S****

[Devanha Red]

Devanha is new to the scene
But some here are wise to his scheme
More annoying than most
With his lame, empty boasts
Recycled from JJ and S****

This thread is picking up. Loving the attention. To think I was close to petulantly locking it at one stage.

[blowupsheep]

There once was a team so boring,
They never ever looked like scoring,
They kicked it so high,
Up into the sky,
The fans spent the whole game snoring.

we have a winner

[DonUnder]

There once was a builder of note
Joined a sect through congress with a goat
It soon became clear
To all that could hear
He wasn’t the boy but the boat.

Persons in bright tangerine
Are scarce and infrequently seen
The chance of a riddy
At being so diddy
Else concealing themselves with a screen

A man with an absence of legs
pulled wool over eyes of the dregs
Excessive trouble
From promising double
Duty relief now he begs.

To follow the team of the pope
Means a natural aversion to soap
When in groups one might think
That so dense is the stink
You could round it up with a rope.

[57vintage]

the kiosk Quine

Rules...

[Pittodrie1903]

There once was a Don called Devanha
His heed is as bent as a banana
He says hes a Red
But hes really a ned
Been smoking some gear in his Havana.

Sorry min.😀

[Heed_Don_In]

Rules...

Haha

[Devanha Red]

There once was a Don called Devanha
His heed is as bent as a banana
He says hes a Red
But hes really a ned
Been smoking some gear in his Havana.

Sorry min.😀

😀

[Mason89]

There once was a boy called Del
Sent from the very pits of hell
Cloven hoofed Hun, he wasn’t a papist,
He came to the Dons & signed a rapist
He searched his soul as the Dons were getting beat
So far up Milnes @rse, he can see afc1903mads feet

[StandfreeFM]

There once was a boy called Del
Sent from the very pits of hell
Cloven hoofed Hun, he wasn’t a papist,
He came to the Dons & signed a rapist
He searched his soul as the Dons were getting beat
So far up Milnes @rse, he can see afc1903mads feet

Very good. But I don't think you and Aldo know quite how limericks are meant to work...