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  1. #131
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    The game v Murderwell at Fir Park,
    Was abandoned when plunged into dark.
    Failed floodlights again,
    but we know who's tae blame.
    'Hoi, Derek McInnes, get tae fark!'

  2. #132
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    There was a right back from Ven'suela
    While dressed in his country's regalia
    Bumped into Donsdaft,
    And how we all laughed
    as Ronnie remarked 'ello sailah'

  3. #133
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    A man with a face full of plooks
    Had a blonde with pretty good looks
    While he was being an abductor
    I trapped her and f’ucked her
    Now that’s a turnip for the books

  4. #134
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    Quote Originally Posted by NaeMairNeeps View Post
    The game v Murderwell at Fir Park,
    Was abandoned when plunged into dark.
    Failed floodlights again,
    but we know who's tae blame.
    'Hoi, Derek McInnes, get tae fark!'
    Was it nae Pittodrie?

  5. #135
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    Quote Originally Posted by RED_JOHN View Post
    Was it nae Pittodrie?
    ...Nae idea ,,,, Ah wisna there ..... hing on tho ....

    The game v Murderwell at Todders, (sorry ... )
    Was abandoned when dark fell upon us
    Failed floodlights again,
    but we know who's tae blame.
    High time we gave Derek his jotters.

    .... fixed?

  6. #136
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    Thair once wis a teuchter named Andy
    Who managers found affae handy
    Nae touch and nae pace
    Oft caught oot o´ place
    But noo a 500 capped Dandy!

  7. #137
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    There once was a manager called Deek,
    Who’s approach was incredibly meek.
    But one more phuck up,
    And we’re out of the cup,
    And he’ll be sacked by the end of the week

  8. #138
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    A scouser hun minker called Gerrard,
    Thought he was the best boss the gers e'er had
    'gainst the diets in the quarter,
    got ripped a new farter
    and took a pumpin right up the derrier 'ard

  9. #139
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    There once was a team called rangers
    who presented opponents great dangers
    They would fair leave the boot in
    when the ref 'wisna lookin'
    But alerted him when requiring of favours

  10. #140
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    ... **** it ... Ah'm pullin the cairt here .... c'mon radges ... Ah'll gie ye a few first lines tae get yer teeth intae ... wi easy and nae so easy rhymes ...

    ... A former radio presenter ca'd Traynor

    ... An Aberdeen Legend called Miller

    ... A midfield playmaker, Jim Bett

    ... A cup winnin scorer Dave Robb

    ... A talented dandy Zerouali

    ... and ... jist for fun ...

    ... A Dutch born Moroccan, Touzani

    ... A prolific goalscorer called Mackie ( careful noo ... the 'Hamiltins' are watchin!)

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