The Dons, well they need a new boss
To replace the old gaffer, Badloss
The candidates came
To the chairman's great shame
He appointed thon Jeremy Goss
Employing Adolf Hutter would be a fantastic choice
The equivalent of a managerial Rolls Royce
Fergie’s record might even be under threat
But it’s not something we will regret
So let’s get ready to party and rejoice
The Dons, well they need a new boss
To replace the old gaffer, Badloss
The candidates came
To the chairman's great shame
He appointed thon Jeremy Goss
Hmmm….
Walloper walloper walloper
Walloper walloper walloper
Walloper walloper
Walloper walloper
Walloper walloper walloper
Perfect meter and scansion, but both rhyme schemes need further work.
There was an ex-player called Willie
Who wisnae a Tim, nor a Billy
He supported the Dons
Who then took him on
And he made the Old Firm look quite silly
Ricardo, Jap manager fae Spain,
Dons' boss post looks likely tae gain
Jist noo, there's nae kennin,
if he'll fare better than Lennon,
In adaptin' tae the real Scottish game
Lennon has beaten a Spaniard and Pole,
New Dons boss he is said a mole,
Not liked by a lot on Aberdeen mad
As it has made them all feel terribly sad,
For Stewart Milne it will feel like he is getting his hole.