Regardless of who we're against,
Neil Warnock will fix our defence.
Every Dandies defender,
will cry 'No Surrender'
and beatings galore will dispense.
Only Alex is the Neil o' the three,
Fa's appointment a chance Ah wid gie
It's nae Lennon, it's Warnock,
So nae quite the panic
But, Jesus, f*ck sake, michty me!
Regardless of who we're against,
Neil Warnock will fix our defence.
Every Dandies defender,
will cry 'No Surrender'
and beatings galore will dispense.
A Motherwell opening spree
It was one and then two and then three
Then Duk was a star
And if not for VAR
We’d win thanks to Miovski’s knee
The workings of Neil Warnock’s brain
Last night we could not ascertain
Just one centre back
Drew all sorts of flak
Let’s pray not to see that again
Calling out to each Aberdeen fan,
Please indulge me and raise up your hand.
If your spirits are high,
and your underwear's dry,
And think we're a 'Challenger Brand'
An experienced boss is Neil Warnock,
still, he canna compete wi' Kilmarnock,
Nor the Saints nor the Huns
Still we might hae a chunce,
Next season at hame against Partick.
Warnock's face is nae pleasant tae ogle,
looks like it's been rolled doon the Broadhill
Unless Ah'm mistaken,
The late Francis Bacon,
once employed the auld fart as a model.
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Dave C understands fans' frustration,
As we struggle to avoid relegation.
Says we'll soon get it right,
and we'll stop playin' sh!te
and pigs will perfect aviation
I think it is now time to panic
'Cos Warnock has brains like a bannock
Are we goin' doon?
We'll find out real soon
The reaction from us will be manic
Play us and 3 points is a banker
Since Dave employed Colin the W@nker
But we can still win the cup
And be lapping it up
When we knock out the man we called Anker.