I was watching a documentary on the Korean war, and some American soildiers were in a fix, and had to resort to hand to hand fighting. The chap being interviewed was annoyed because I presume his fighting prowess was handicapped by a time lapse problem.

This involved bayonetting the enemy and being unable to withdraw the blade quickly, enabling him to carry on. The problem was that he had to use his boot to extricate the blade because of the density of the body. This can be useful information when the civil war breaks out, and I am hopefully confronted by Anna Soubry et al.

Only kidding Mr moderator. BORIS BORIS BORIS.