You really are squirming now, and it seems like it's your 'time of the month' again. I said at the time that much worse than being confined to a room with no power or water for 3 days was the journey back to the airport seeing what the hurricane had done to the locals. Seeing that people who had very little suddenly had a lot less was something I'll never forget.
I know when you're on your monthly cycle facts come a distant second to fantasy, so carry on lying to yourself if it cheers you up.