Double points for mentioning Claire Grogan.
I've sha....ach' no I didnae, it was a dream.
Claire Grogan may be a scotch jocky lass lol, but she was awful as 'Kochanski' in the early Red Dwarf's.
I quite fancied Cheire Lunghi though if im honest, when she played 'The Manageress'.
Remember what he says eh Pac, to the arrogant moron who is playing pool in the pub, and he tries to give him the 'have you got a problem with me mate' sort of thing!!. Wow, Paddy even scares me with his brilliant reply/put down!.