O/T Internet / broadband Scam

[Romared]

We have had around 15 calls over the weekend , saying your Internet /broadband will be cut off in the next 24 hrs , press ? To continue to one of our Excecutives , these are voice activated messages , do not respond , report it to your provider with any numbers you can recall , all the numbers are very similar , don't be fooled though ,

[SBRed48]

Avved same Roma. A Far Eastern sarnding lass telling me am abart to be cut off if a dunt do this, that or tuther. Tha reyt, just keep thi gob shut as it is voice activated.
Av been teld that wi summonem if tha presses 1 like it sez tha gets charged a lot on thi number at premium rates.

A got one other day telling me HMRC ed issued an arrest warrant in my name and to press 1 for help and further information.

The must be mekkin brass arta it though. Thu'll be some vunerable old dears that'll believe ivvery word cos that's aar the wo brought up, to trust people.

[Romared]

Thu rung ageeun last neet , a sed hello South Yorkshire Police ! Line went deerd , nowt sinn

[SBRed48]

Thu rung ageeun last neet , a sed hello South Yorkshire Police ! Line went deerd , nowt sinn

A youngish sarnding lass rang other day. A sed "Hello, Prince Andrew". Line went deerd.

[Romared]

A youngish sarnding lass rang other day. A sed "Hello, Prince Andrew". Line went deerd.

" iveermently deny any knowledge of these incidents " mi Arse tut tut

[SBRed48]

Betty's kids and husband must be a big disappointment to her. Thurrall rummans.

Betty's at ooam all day doing wimmin's things--ironing, cleeaning toilet, cooking etc, and they're up to all sooarts.

[Romared]

" well suck mi tooar " Andy babe !!! " wud you like a ginger nut ? " arr they " foxes of Batley" " perv "

[SBRed48]

Ararnd that time it worrard fo Betty to keep up wi who wo shagging whom ----

Charlie wo rodgering Camilla
Diana wo wi Captain Hewitt (who bears a striking likeness to Prince Harry born nine months later) and later Dodi
Andrew wo seen in the houses of the then recently convicted pa edo (edits correct spelling) Jeffrey Epstein
Fergie wo evvin her tooarz sucked by her financial advisor John Bryan
Anne wo knocking abart wi that Tim Laurence

And we wo paying forrit all.

God save the Queen.

[Exiletyke]

Ararnd that time it worrard fo Betty to keep up wi who wo shagging whom ----

Charlie wo rodgering Camilla
Diana wo wi Captain Hewitt (who bears a striking likeness to Prince Harry born nine months later) and later Dodi
Andrew wo seen in the houses of the then recently convicted pa edo (edits correct spelling) Jeffrey Epstein
Fergie wo evvin her tooarz sucked by her financial advisor John Bryan
Anne wo knocking abart wi that Tim Laurence

And we wo paying forrit all.

God save the Queen.

Have you forgotten Margeret who spread it around in the Caribbean by all accounts
See the film The Bank Job

[SBRed48]

Have you forgotten Margeret who spread it around in the Caribbean by all accounts
See the film The Bank Job

Thuz that many Ziles tha can't remember 'em all.

Margaret--cigarettes and whisky and wild, wild men. Din't dooa days work in her life.