English, Irish n Scotsman all sat on top on a bridge they were working on evvin their snap. Englishman sez "bleeding jam sarnies ageeun! Am sick on em, if she meks mi these ageeun 2mora am gonna jump off this bridge!"
Scotsman sez "bloody cheese n branston again! if a get same 2mora am gonna jump off n all!"
Irishman sez "peanut butter again! If I get these 2mora I'm gonna jump off too lads"
The following day they are all sat on top o the bridge on their lunch break ready to open their snap tins. They all get same snap ageeun! They all jump off the bridge and they all die.
At the funeral the Englishmans wife is inconsolable "If he'd have just told me, I would've made him a different sandwich" The Scotsmans wife was devastated "If only I knew" The Irishmans wife said "I just don't understand it, he always made his own snap"