I went to the chipper in Huntly last night on the way home from Forres. Or at least I thought I did. I realised it was actually a kebab shop with a small 'Scottish chipper menu'. It had a jumbo sausage so I purchased a supper. What a mistake! The chips weren't chipper chips. Then some young steamer walked in with a Sevco top.

I regretted not going to the chipper in Keith.

I never knew Scampi and Chips was a 1970s chipper choice. It sounds quite modern...