I’m going to learn how to speak Hebrew in due course.
Apple Computer announced today that it has developed a computer chip that can store and play high fidelity music
in women's breast implants.
The iTit will cost between £499.00 and £699.00 depending on speaker size.
This is considered to be a major breakthrough because women have always complained about men staring at their tits
and not listening to them.
I’m going to learn how to speak Hebrew in due course.
Are we allowed to tweak the volume up a little on the iTit ?
Nice to see that Brin is keeping abreast of the news
Paddy n Mick in a bar . Paddy says to Mick "Whats that red mark on your neck" "It's a birthmark" said Mick, "How long have you had it"? said Paddy.
"It doesn't matter what I do or say,"
I told My wife, "I'm always wrong in your eyes."
"That's not true," she said.
i wonder if any policeman has ever managed to keep a straight face while telling a woman she has the right to remain silent.
Old man walks into the Doctors surgery and as always the nosey receptionist asks him, in front of a crowded reception room, why he needed to see the Doctor.
Unmoved by the request the old man said, ‘It’s my p.enis’
‘You can’t say things like that in a crowded waiting room, it’s offensive’ she replied.
‘Okay’ says the man and promptly walks out of the surgery. A minute later he walks back in and goes to reception again.
The lady asks, ‘why do you want to see the Doctor today?’ Man replies, ‘It’s my ear’
‘Much better’ says the receptionist. ‘What’s the problem with it?’
Old man replies, ‘I can’t piss out of it!’
Guy comes home from work sees the wife with a chest expander 123 pull123 pull What ya doing ar lass ...Trying to improve my bust He says... Why dont you rub toilet roll between them .Have ya seen what its done for your arse.