As most men would be about the need for a Vagina Museum https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-49753320 but more so about why the woman in the first picture is holding up a knitted pink Clanger?
How the hell did you find that CAM? What exactly did you put in your search engine?
I think I know what happened. He was researching one or two of the regular contributors on here and meant to type 'Crotchety old *****' into Google. But he ended up typing 'Crocheted' instead, and that's what came up.
I gather Boris Johnson and Jacob Rees Mogg are opening the museum on Saturday and then staying on for a week as exhibits.
There's also a pen is museum in Reykjavik, it was on Eurotrash.